Kitty Porn

OK, my son has an obsession with The Lion King. We played it for him a few months ago and now all he wants to do is watch it. When we are house-bound he invariably says, “Watch Lion King, Daddy? Watch Lion King, Mommy?” He practices his roar at odd times and if we were to fly to Tanzania and go on a safari, he could name every animal on the savannah. He is 2.

The Lion King is a solid movie. There are wonderful songs, the animation is superb and the story is riveting. And it stands up to near constant viewings. During these viewings, one scene has become a favorite of mine. It is the scene where Nala and Simba reunite as adults and they share a feline courtship montage. It is both sweet and suggestive, like a courtship should be. Pay close attention to the “mount me” look that Nala gives near the end. I went to IMDB to see if other viewers mentioned this scene and discovered that there is a depraved bunch out there called “Nalaholics,” whose members share a creepy appreciation for the adult lioness. The broad spectrum of perversions never ends, I guess. Attached is the scene. If you watch and have impure thoughts about an animated animal, please call your therapist and schedule an emergency appointment.

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